Nontroduction

A wise man once told me that when you meet someone for the first time, you shouldn't ask any of the basic getting-to-know-you questions, like your major, hometown, interests, etc. Instead, he said, you should ask something unusual. Something random and unexpected.  I never caught his name, but he had shown up without an invite and it seemed like he knew what he was talking about.

So in that spirit, and as an introduction for the journal posts to come, I present the answers to random questions about myself that weren't actually asked:

-2nd of 4
-1981
-Plaid
-Being bit by a duck
-"Safety Dance"
-Once.
-No.